Anonymous: Hi. You make me laugh and though you make questionable decisions sometimes you have the funniest reactions ever :) you just had a heart attack because of meg.

This is sweet in its own way.. Haha thank you ❤️

Anonymous: Initials of your top five best friends!? Love your stuff! :)

Hey thanks! Uhmm AB, NM, BG, MR, KD. I’ve got a lot of really important people in my life ❤️

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

dx11:

rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013