andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

auschwentz:

what if you boarded a plane and a band member sat down next to you

seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

terriblyunoriginal:

tacohz:

The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed

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I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.